Public Remarks
***ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!*** TO EVERY REAL CASH BUYER IN THE WORLD!!! EVERY HOME BUYER, EVERY DI-YER , EVERY LANDLORD, EVERY HANDYMAN ..... EVERYBODY!!! LOL :) If you or someone you know is looking for a HANDYMAN DEAL-IGHT!!! LOL :) THEN … OMG!!! STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW!!! AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!! BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY!!! In this market, true opportunities are rare BUT THIS IS FOR YOU!!! THIS ONE IS NEXT-LEVEL!!! Welcome to 2230 Albright Drive, Clearwater, Florida 33765. POOL HOME WITH: 4 Bedrooms + 2 Baths + 2 HUGE Flex Rooms that could be bedrooms = 6-bed potential!!! An almost $600, 000 ARV POOL HOME FOR ONLY $434, 999 NET TO SELLER! 1834 Albright Dr. on the exact same street sold for nearly $600, 000 ALL CASH!!! 1851 Glenville Dr. 3/2 with NO POOL SOLD FOR $542, 000! In March, same subdivision, 1875 Stetson Dr. WITH A POOL sold for $560, 000! Ok, first of all THERE'S A BONUS!!! AT $434, 999 NET TO SELLER, you are literally, before anything else, already walking into almost $60, 000 of new solar and hurricane windows. And a huuugggeee discount to TLC all the extras!!! :) Even If you were to go real big, and put $50k to $60k TOTAL IN ALL NEW EVERYTHING!!!! That still puts you at $489, 999 or $499, 999 thats still $60, 000 - $90, 000 that you have left over in EQUITY OR IF YOU'RE A FLIPPER PURE PROFIT!!! THAT'S CRAZY MONEY! :) As you can see in the photos, a blank canvas beginning has already been laid out for you! Needs a new kitchen and appliances, floors, and I would redo both bathrooms, the roof could last maybe a few more years, but you will eventually need a new one. Pool cage needs a few screens, and maybe some paint, just a few things here and there and you have an incredibly insane deal with over $60k - $90, 000 in equity!!! THAT'S FIRE!!! Contract is ready to go just needs your name, or entity, and can close in 2 weeks!!! Just humble FYI :) THIS DEAL IS ALL CASH ONLY. $10, 000 NON REFUNDABLE EMD wire accompanies contract. No contingencies. No type of financing. Zero days inspection period. However, of course, you may inspect as much as you'd like! First contract, with wired EMD, gets the deal. ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT A DEAL - IT'S A STEAL :) In keeping with standard practice, as with all cash transactions, and to respect everyone’s time, verifiable proof of funds is required prior to scheduling a showing. Contract is ready to go just needs your name, or entity, and can close in 2 weeks!!! RUN — DON’T WALK. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. Once this one’s gone… it’s GONE!!!
